Just another regular teenager who is a helpless internet addict<3 I honestly cannot think of a single charming or witty thing to put in this box... So um, if you've made your way here somehow, welcome, take a look around, and good luck!
Is This Real Life?
I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.
(Source: toliverr, via floral-mist)
“My mother’s values are good because she’s a good woman — probably the closest thing I know to a perfect human being.”
(Source: bowtieanderson, via starkids-in-the-tardis)
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
(Source: venomoth-balls, via hellstinkerbelle)
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
(via theheartofmaria)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
(via v0ldewh0re)
I was not expecting that ending.
what the fuck just happened
they fucking wrecked did u not see
(via theheartofmaria)
